Sunday, May 31, 2009

RIP COUCH SHOPPER



My Blog has been taken over so I must move on. Peace out! CS

i smell

like poop

Monday, May 4, 2009

LORD OF THE FLIES




My GF is an amazing woman. Little by little our house is starting to feel like a home, with the addition of new furniture, decorations, photos, pictures etc. One of the things that she has put in around the house, which I love, is potted plants varying in sizes and types.

The plants give the house a really nice feel. It feels fresh and alive and always welcoming.

That was until it was invaded by little flies, that have made these plants their home.

These little pests are everywhere! If you leave a glass of water or food out, you will find them floating dead in the cup or bowel when you return. These suicidal S.O.Bs have become a pain.

The GF hates it. She starts freaking out about the flies, and now has declared personal war against the little winged invaders.

She gets the plant spray out and goes crazy trying to kill them, shouting and threatening them before every spray.

I cant bare to see her like this, its driving her crazy. I want to end this.

I found a fly catcher on the net. It uses a chemical to attract the flies and then “SNAP!!!” it catches them in its little sneaky trap. BWAHAHAHAHA.







Whats even cooler is that the fly catcher is in the shape of a “Venus Fly Trap” like the one from the movie “Little Shop of Horrors”




I don’t want to kill them, but they started it.